All Chronically Sarcastic items are made-to-order with love, care, and a little bit of heat.

Production usually takes 7-10 business days depending on order volume. Once your order is ready to go, standard shipping in Canada takes about 2-7 business days depending on the shipping method chosen at checkout.

International shipping times very. You'll get a tracking number as soon as your order ships so you can keep an eye on it- because even superheroes need to know when their order arrives.

Thankfully, it's not high maintenance.

• Wash in cold or warm water. NOT hot!

• Inside out is best, but not required.

• Hang to dry, or dry on low to medium heat

• Do not iron the design

• Avoid bleach and harsh detergents

• If it wrinkles, you can use steam to take the wrinkle out of the design.

That's it. Treat it like a good shirt and it will hold up just fine.

We ship all over! 
Within Canada, your order will arrive in 2-7 business days once processed (depending on the shipping method chosen). 

International shipping times vary, be we will always provide a tracing number so you can follow your order's grand adventure. 

Please note: Due to tariffs and shipping logistics, we're currently unable to ship to the U.S. We're working on a solution, and we hope to expand soon. 

Shipping delays can occasionally occur, be we'll always help you track things down if needed.

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Short answer comfy AF.

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• Unisex tees have a relaxed, classic fit

• Women's tees are a more fitted through the the waist and shoulders, they are also slightly shorter in the body

•  If you prefer a looser fit, get a unisex and size up

• If you're in between sizes (Women's get a size up, unisex the chart is your best friend)

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Each product page includes a size chart, please check it before ordering, or reach out for help. Since fit and size preferences are personal only you can decide if you'll prefer one fit over another.

Yup, you've got options- don't worry.
You can exchange it for a replacement (different size, colour, fit, design, etc.) or you can request a refund.

Just contact us within in 14 days of delivery, and we'll sort it out. 

Exchanges: We will send you a return label via email, you send it back and once I receive it unaltered, not damaged or unworn, I will send you the replacement.

Returns: We will send you a return shipping label via email and once we receive it back unaltered, not damaged, or unworn, we will process your refund (minus the return shipping cost).

Exceptions: ALL sale items and custom order designs are FINAL SALE.

Absolutely!!

Wholesale or bulk orders are available for retailers, organizations, events, or fundraisers that align with the

Chronically Sarcastic brand and values. Because everything is produced in small batches and often made to order, availability, pricing, and timelines vary.

If you're interested, please send  us an email with a bit of info about who you are, what you're looking for, and the timeline you're working with, and we will get back to you ASAP.