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Welcome To Chronically Sarcastic-

Life is exhausting, your body is tired, and the world doesn't always see it. That's why we make darkly humorous, unreasonably cozy apparel that speaks your mind for you. For the chronically ill, disabled, neuro-spicy, or just sarcastic to the core, your thoughts, your frustrations, and your humour are finally all visible, all unapologetic, and all on display.

Get your monthly Chronic-ALLY Sarcastic Guide- a brand new- awareness topic delivered to your inbox every month, so you can support chronically ill and disabled friends and family like the legend you are. This month's focus: Alzheimer's Awareness. Learn, empathize, and share without losing your sarcasm.

Plus, grab 10% off your first order as a little reward just for existing.
OR
You can shop the look HERE.
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Not Your Average Awareness Brand

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Comfort. Visibility. Sarcasm.
Because being sick or disabled doesn't mean we've stopped being funny- or that we've started being silent.

Sometimes We Even Leave the House

Turns out community exists outside of DMs and doctors offices. Who knew?

Behind every sarcastic shirt is a real, tired human- who makes all of this matter.

Where We've Waddled

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​Volume Maxed, Energy Minimal.
Still Showed Up.
(Me speaking for CUPE)
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Representing Chronically Sarcastic at Riley's Walk for Cancer Care- spreading comfort, visibility, and a little sarcasm.

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Wheels, Sass, and a Statement Tee.
(CUPE member in wheelchair wearing campaign shirt)
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ADAPT Expo (Carleton University): Showing off our latest designs at the ADAPT Expo (May 2025)- making advocacy stylish and unapologetically funny.

Join The Waddle

We Have Snacks- 
Not Really, But Discounts

It's Like a Hug, But With Sarcasm, Advocacy, and a Discount!

PS: To read more about this month's awareness topic to match your FREE guide, read the BLOG! There you will find more information and resources on Alzheimer's Awareness.

Unreasonably Cozy. 

Aggressively Relatable.

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Sorry. Not Sorry. Canada Goose 3/4 Length Sleeve Shirt
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