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Welcome To Chronically Sarcastic-
Life is exhausting, your body is tired, and the world doesn't always see it. That's why we make darkly humorous, unreasonably cozy apparel that speaks your mind for you. For the chronically ill, disabled, neuro-spicy, or just sarcastic to the core, your thoughts, your frustrations, and your humour are finally all visible, all unapologetic, and all on display.
Sign Up and get TWO monthly freebies (FOUR downloads in total if you choose both Spoonie and Normie versions) to help you survive, plan, and thrive- from goal setting sheets to appointment planners. Choose the version that works for you (or use both), and enjoy a kind of sarcasm that says: "I'm surviving out of spite, and I will look cute doing it."
Plus, grab 10% off your first order as a little reward just for existing.
Not Your Average Awareness Brand
Comfort. Visibility. Sarcasm.
Because being sick or disabled doesn't mean we've stopped being funny- or that we've started being silent.
Sometimes We Even Leave the House
Turns out community exists outside of DMs and doctors offices. Who knew?
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Behind every sarcastic shirt is a real, tired human- who makes all of this matter.
Where We've Waddled
​Volume Maxed, Energy Minimal.
Still Showed Up.
(Me speaking for CUPE)
Representing Chronically Sarcastic at Riley's Walk for Cancer Care- spreading comfort, visibility, and a little sarcasm.
Wheels, Sass, and a Statement Tee.
(CUPE member in wheelchair wearing campaign shirt)
ADAPT Expo (Carleton University): Showing off our latest designs at the ADAPT Expo (May 2025)- making advocacy stylish and unapologetically funny.
Join The Waddle
We Have Snacks-
Not Really, But Discounts
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