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Welcome to Chronically Sarcastic-
where we turn pain, burnout, and bad vibes into dark humour and unreasonably cozy apparel.
Whether you're sick, disabled, neurospicy- or just sarcastic to the core, this is for you.
Join The Waddle, get 10% off, a free Monthly Goal Setting Sheet and Appointment Tracker (you get to choose between the Spoonie version or regular sass), and the kind of sarcasm that says, "I'm surviving out of spite and I look cute doing it."
Not Your Average Awareness Brand
Comfort. Visibility. Sarcasm.
Because being sick or disabled doesn't mean we've stopped being funny- or that we've started being silent.
Sometimes We Even Leave the House
Turns out community exists outside of DMs and doctors offices. Who knew?
Behind every sarcastic shirt is a real, tired human- who makes all of this matter.
Where We've Waddled
Volume Maxed, Energy Minimal.
Still Showed Up.
(Me speaking for CUPE)
Talking Advocacy in Fancy Hallways
(Me at the Chateau Laurier)
Wheels, Sass, and a Statement Tee.
(CUPE member in wheelchair wearing campaign shirt)
The Waddle, Union Edition.
(Group photo from the speech)
Join The Waddle
We Have Snacks-
Not Really, But Discounts
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