Refund and Exchange Policy

Our Refund and Exchange Policy

Because each item is made to order, we do not offer refunds- but we do accept exchanges or store credit (via gift card) on eligible items.

To qualify, you must contact us within 14 days of delivery. After that, we assume you and your shirt are inseparable.

We'll gladly replace items that are lost in transit or arrive damaged- just email us with your order number and a photo so we can make it right.

Items that have been worn, washed, or altered in any way are not eligible for return or exchange. We're a small shop, not a fashion giant or billion-dollar mega-corp.

We truly care about your happiness, regardless of our sarcastic tone.

Thank you for your understanding.