Oh Canada,
The true north, hilarious and sarcastic. In light of recent events, Chronically Sarcastic decided it was only fitting to create a line of shirts that expresses how we currently feel as a nation; in a cute and funny manner, of course.
All of the shirts in this line come in 8 options:
- 2 Raglan/ Baseball Shirts (White shirt with Red Sleeves & White shirt with Black Sleeves)
Sizes: XS- 4XL
(Unisex sizing with stretch but less room than the t-shirts.)
2. 3 T-shirts (Ringer- black accent on collar and sleeves, Grey, & Black with the design on white vinyl)
Sizes: XS- 4XL
(Ringer fits a bit tighter than the regular tees, but is still unisex sizing)
The Raglan Tees and Ringer Tees are a slightly tighter fit in the body than the regular t-shirts (possibly consider going up a size- check the size chart).
3. Women's Long Sleeve in 3 Colours:
- Heathered Oatmeal ( LARGE and XL are still sold out, unfortunately).
- Mint
- Tan
Mint and Tan are available in sizes: Small- 3XL. They are slightly oversized, so go with your regular sizing and you should still find it comfortable with plenty of room!
The Grey & Black T-shirt fits the same as the t-shirts (unisex sizing slightly on the larger size with a good amount of stretch). The Chronically Sarcastic Logo with the Canadian Flag at the end will be on the back under the collar on the raglan shirts and on the left sleeve of the t-shirts, as always.
This design is not only cute and patriotic, but also hilariously accurate of Canadians. The "Tariffs and Prayers" shirt perfectly sums up how we as a nation feel about the current trade war. It is a riff on the constantly thrown-about phrase "Thoughts and Prayers" during mass/school shootings. It is both insensitive and pointless used in that sense, so it was time we took it and used it equally as recklessly towards the government that is currently using tariffs against our country in an attempt to annex us.
If you're tired of constantly hearing about the back and forth with the current president of the US, having politeness seen as weakness, and want your feelings about the current political situation to be known, then this is the shirt for you! It would also make a wonderful gift for anyone who fits this bill.
Sport your Canadian Pride with this sarcastically accurate design.
Tariffs and Prayers- Funny Moose Shirt
Made to Order- Turn Around 2-3 Weeks
Canadian Designed and Sublimated
My wholesale order schedule is
- Sunday evenings ( Anything ordered between Wednesday at 6 pm and Sunday at 6 pm is ordered on Sunday and sublimated the following week once the order arrives.
- Wednesday evenings (Anything ordered between Sunday at 6 pm and Wednesday at 6 pm is ordered Wednesday and sublimated that Friday or the following Monday, depending on delivery.**
95% Polyester 5% Spandex
Black Shirts will ALWAYS have a white vinyl underlay for the sublimation design to be seen on the shirt.