Zero energy for chaos, no room for bullsh*t...but just enough room to carry all your things.
From last minute errands, to impromptu snack runs, this tote keeps your essentials close and your snacks closer, while making it clear; you have absolutely no time for nonsense. Lightweight and roomy, it fits everything you need: laptop, notebooks, maybe a bag of chips or a couple of chocolate bars, without weighing down your day.
Perfect for anyone who values function, humour, and a whole lot of attitude all in one everyday bag.
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Chronically Sarcastic

Get in touch with us at chronicallysarcasticinc@gmail.com
$20.00Price
WHAT PEOPLE SAY
Mary
Your bag actually saved the day in the pouring rain in Paris. It fits more than it looks like it does.
Tim
I received the shirt last week and have already worn it multiple times. Not only is the message on point as someone with a disability, but the quality and feel of the shirt is AMAZING! Can't recommend this store enough.
Rebeka
So when Chronically Sarcastic first announced the "My Social Battery" tee, I knew I had to have it. As an introvert and chronically ill individual, my social battery is almost always veering on empty... and now I have a comfy snazzy shirt to showcase it.
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