Warning: Social circuit is offline. Recharge and reboot is required before any social interaction can take place.
 
Crafted from pre-shrunk, pre-softened cotton, this unisex tee is for the chronically drained, introverted, or neurodivergent folks navigating social chaos. Lightweight, and soft, it moves with you and feels almost weightless, making your energy status abundantly clear while not adding to the overstimulation.
 
Hand-pressed graphics ensure each piece is slightly unique. Today, energy is limited, and patience is scarce. Wear it to express your mood, conserve your mental bandwidth, and let the t-shirt do the talking.