Zero energy for chaos, no room for bullsh*t...but just enough room to carry all your things.

From last minute errands, to impromptu snack runs, this tote keeps your essentials close and your snacks closer, while making it clear; you have absolutely no time for nonsense. Lightweight and roomy, it fits everything you need: laptop, notebooks, maybe a bag of chips or a couple of chocolate bars, without weighing down your day.

Perfect for anyone who values function, humour, and a whole lot of attitude all in one everyday bag.

Hard Pass- Sarcastic, Everyday, Witty, No Nonsense Tote Bag

C$20.00

Lightweight 15"x15" carry-all

Durable, bright, colourful 100% cotton construction

Individually hand-pressed by someone with lived chronic illness experience.
Spot clean with a damp cloth

Avoid prolonged sun exposure to maintain bright colours

Do not machine wash or tumble dry to prevent any slight fading or discolouration

Durable but doesn't like being washed- carry it anywhere, maybe don't roll it through a puddle
7-10 Day processing time

Everything is made to order

Hand-pressed designs

2-5 days within Canada- after processing

International shipping varies based on the chosen option at checkout

A tracking number will be emailed once shipped
Not happy with your tote? No worries! You can return or exchange it within 14 days of receiving your order

Items must be unused and undamaged in their original condition

Include your name and order number when contacting us to make the process smooth

Refunds will be issued to your original payment method minus return shipping cost once the return is received.

Accessibility features are currently being updated- thank you for your patience and understanding.

Hard Pass- Sarcastic, Everyday, Witty, No Nonsense Tote Bag

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