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Sorry. Not Sorry. Funny Canadian Goose Tank Top

Canadian geese don't care. Neither do we.

 

This unapologetically bold tank top features a backward-facing goose "dropping" the phrase "Sorry. Not Sorry." - because geese literally sh!t everywhere, and so does our patience with political nonsense. Designed for sarcastic Canadians, lovers of unhinged avian energy, and those who've officially had enough. Whether you're walking past Parliament or dodging droppings at your local park, this tank speaks fluent Canada: part "I'm sorry," part "you're going to be sorry."

 

A satirical nod to current events and chronic sarcasm, this is for those who know Canada's history with war and that our polite exterior comes with conditions and a serious side-eye.

Ideal for:

✓Canadians with a backbone

✓People tired of saying sorry for existing

✓Anyone who's ever beeen hissed at by a goose 

✓Political and history satire enthusiasts

 

Available in black (with a vinyl dtf), pink, grey, and coral - though some sizes may currently be on backorder (see below).

 

** Currently on backorder with an 8-9 week turnaround time

  • Grey: Medium, Large & 2XL
  • Coral: Large
  • Pink: Medium**

Sorry. Not Sorry. Funny Canadian Goose Tank Top

C$22.00Price
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  • Made to Order- Turn Around 2-3 Weeks

    All orders are Canadian-designed and sublimated for quality.

    Wholesale orders are batched weekly on Sundays to ensure every order is fulfilled promptly.

    95% Polyester 5% Spandex

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