***Everything is made to order. I currently order blanks twice a week as orders come in.
Current processing times are 3-4 weeks to reflect the time it takes for the blanks to arrive and the time it takes to sublimate and process. See Shipping & Processing for more details.***
 
A comfortable and unisex t-shirt with the exhausted penguin design sublimated directly into the fabric* ( black cannot be sublimated on directly - the design will be put onto a thin white vinyl). It will be one of the softest shirts you own!
This shirt comes in 7 colours: 
Sport Grey
Teal Blue
Bright Green
Black 
Ringer (white with black sleeve and collar accent)
Black Raglan (white with black sleeves and collar- logo on the back under the collar)
Red Raglan (white with red sleeves and collar- logo on the back under the collar)
 
The shirt design is slightly oversized- if you want it to be more fitted, go down a size. The fabric has some stretch, but will keep its shape when washed and worn. This shirt will move with you and you won't feel the design* (unless you choose a black shirt). The brand name is found on the bottom of the left sleeve.
 
2 Raglan/ Baseball Shirts (White shirt with Red Sleeves & White shirt with Black Sleeves) 
Sizes: XS- 4XL
(Unisex sizing with stretch but less room than the t-shirts.)
(Ringer fits a bit tighter than the regular tees, but is still unisex sizing)
The Raglan Tees and Ringer Tees fit slightly tighter in the body than the regular t-shirts (possibly consider going up a size- check the size chart).
 
This bold, easy-to-read font, all in lower case, accentuates how little you actually care about a certain circumstance. It's flawless, casual sarcasm that applies to LITERALLY EVERYTHING. It leaves no question about your feelings. The font is black on all colors of tees, in large, bold letters across the center. 
Perfect for:
Anyone Sarcastic
Moms/Dads
Neurodivergent People
Chronically Ill
Millenials